The top 10 reasons why we have to go home. See if you can figure out which are real and which are fake. They are in no particular order.
1. Europe likes Lady GaGa way too much, and if Chris hears Pokerface one more time, his head is going to explode.
2. Chris has already eaten snails. There is nothing left for him to do.
3. The EU has voted. They have had enough of us.
4. Alice and Chris discovered they only had enough conversation in them to last 2.5 weeks and it is already week 5.
5. The hotel staff has been giving Chris and Alice one less towel daily and by tomorrow it will only be a hand towel. And no one has said the towels are clean.
6. Sara will not be able to recuperate properly without them.
7. If Alice and Chris stay any longer, they will have to start dancing with Papy for money.
8. There is nothing left to see.
9. Portia called and protested that nobody is feeding or petting her. It's worse than how they treat Oliver.
and the last reason...
10. Chris and Alice have more souvenirs than clean clothes and will not be allowed past customs.